Chick: Well, our relationship has been kind of weird. I mean, the first time I met him I thought he was dorky, then the second time I met him I thought he was hot. Hot enough to fuck, because I didn’t know about his girlfriend yet. Then the third time I met him I thought he was gay, and that was before I met his crazy girlfriend. –Soho Girl: I am so sick of dating these losers. From now on, I won’t go out with any guy unless he has an entry in Wikipedia. –Masa Man on cell: No, I don’t want to go with my girlfriend! I want to go with you, because I want to have fun! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Claire H Man on cell: … So she called me up later, and said, ‘Sorry I was such a cunt.’ That’s when I said to myself, ‘I like this girl.’ –Outside Supreme Court, 360 Adams St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Big Larry Girl to boyfriend, arguing: … But I let you have access all my orifices! –Orchard & Delancey Overheard by: Rob Five-year-old boy: I’ve got two girlfriends, but one of them is six and I’m only five, so she’s not my type. –A train Overheard by: Neal Mortimer