Guy: I may be an alcoholic, but I’ve had a lot of fun. –1 train Hot chick on cell: Should I drunkenly buy a used corset off the street? –Morningside Heights Overheard by: McFreaky Lady on cell: I didn’t throw up and black out — I was just a little drunk. –3rd & LaGuardia Overheard by: Jay White kid to another: Man, if you want to be authentic, we should get forties. –118th & 3rd Overheard by: Synthetic Dude on cell: I don’t really think he’s very busy these days, but he’s an excellent drunk. –19th & 8th Overheard by: SUSAN Professor, on crime in the city: So, be aware. I know it’s hard to be aware while you’re intoxicated, but work on it. –Columbia University