Hobo: I’m looking for ladies with pretty toes. Holla, holla! So come here, mama. I like them big, fat, juicy toes. –125th & 3rd Overheard by: Thank God I’m wearing sneakers Hobo to young tourists: Can you give me 85 bucks to buy a seafood platter? –55th St, between 6th & 7th Ave Overheard by: Rose Hobo: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen… Well, I’m not gonna lie — I wanna get high mothafuckahs! –Queens-bound N train Overheard by: Ryan M Hobo: Sir, can you spare me a hundred dollars for a steak dinner? –Outside Smith & Wollensky Steakhouse Hobo: You know, if the pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkey, we’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving. –C train Hobo to MTA worker walking by: How you doing? [MTA worker keeps walking.] Alright! Keep on truckin’! [MTA worker leaves train.] Get the fuck outta here! Okay! That’s all I have to say! [Hobo leaves train.] –7 train