Sorostitute: Everyone has to be naked!

–Wagner College

Overheard by: Heather

Middle-aged lady with hubby, pointing to young band member: Hi! Since we’ve seen you naked on your website, we feel like we already know you!

–Party, LES

Overheard by: Tom

One maintenance worker to another: Look, man, you don’t have to strip if you don’t want to.

–112th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: ColumbiaBrain

Chick: … But she didn’t want to get naked in front of her pet monkey…

–Lucky Cheng’s

Overheard by: ein ladle

Dude: When I got back into the room, he was naked and I was like, ‘What the fuck?!’ I asked him why he was and he said he thought we were gonna do chemistry homework!

–Times Square

Girl: … But is it worth taking off my clothes again?

–Beacon’s Closet dressing room

Overheard by: jayloo