Bimbette: Luckily for me, all of my friends are really unhappy. –Urban Outfitters, Broadway & E Houston Overheard by: Loring Little boy to nanny: I don’t want to play with my backup friends today! I hate the transit strike! –Central Park JAP: Can we talk about how he went orb hunting with his friends instead of coming to my place to cuddle me?! –Central Park 20-something chick: I would be a lot closer friends with her if it weren’t for her hair. –NJ Transit Overheard by: Ladle Eight-year-old girl to younger brother: You don’t deserve to go to your friend’s… You deserve to be punished in a dungeon! –9th & 5th, Park Slope Overheard by: brownthomas Nine-year-old girl to father: All my friends have issues… –7th Ave, Park Slope Little girl looking at ice cream cake featuring Dora the Explorer: Look, Mommy — there’s all my friends! –Dunkin’ Donuts/Baskin Robbins, 30th Ave, Astoria Overheard by: Wench