Fat woman: I’ll be rolling in my grave, sayin’, ‘I ate all them collard greens, y’hear?!’ –President St, Park Slope Overheard by: Nick Draven Four-year-old girl on bike to two-year-old brother on scooter: Brian, you scared all the salad out of me! –Ave B, between 5th & 6th St Overheard by: santa’s boy toy Fordham student: Some time after I eat asparagus, you’ll all have to come and smell my pee. –Fordham University Chick: You can’t live your life in a corn maze. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Elderly carnivore to elderly vegetarian: What about vegetables? They have lives, too. –Q train Overheard by: Rich Weksberg