Mr. Logic No Longer Tries to Give Advice in Person, Ever Since Ms. Hormones Severed Mr. Johnson

Man on phone: Nicole, Nicole, you're wrong. Why don't you calm down and listen to Mr. Logic? Mr. Logic says...

--Office, Midtown

Overheard by: Trouble

Headline by: JohnnyB

Runners-Up:
· "... You Probably Had Herpes Before You Met Me." - KJM
· "...maybe Dating a Writer for Sesame Street Wasn't Such a Good Idea." - df
· "It Won't Do Any Good If She Can't Actually SEE the Hand Puppet." - Zenece
· "Now Tom, That Only Works on Katie..." - Lindsey
· "Worst Penis Name, Ever." - Jim C.
· "You're 8 Months Pregnant, Birth Control May Be Moot" - Rose


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