Where the Meth Comes Sweepin' Down the Plain

Bimbette: Not a lot of people do meth anymore. It's like one in ten million.
Guy: What?! It's like the crack of the Midwest. Everyone does it.
Bimbette: No, it only seems like that because they're all in one state.
Guy: Which one?
Bimbette: Oklahoma.

--Brooklyn Tech

Overheard by: Is Kathy Ireland, the designer, one of them?