Guy #1: Dude, you won’t believe this — I walked by the printer at work today, and sitting there was a one-page list of every employee’s salary.
Guy #2: Really? Did you see how much Chuck makes?
Guy #1: No! I didn’t look — you can’t look! It’s like looking into the sun, or like looking at your mom naked: you want to do it, but you know it’s wrong.
Guy #2, disgusted: … You didn’t just say that, right? –Union Square