Columbia guy #1: Isn’t that kind of stupid that you didn’t wear a condom, as far as STDs go, though?
Columbia guy #2: No, nobody actually has STDs.
Columbia guy #1: Are you serious?
Columbia guy #2: Listen, STDs are something you learn about in health class but don’t actually exist in the real world. I mean, even if they did, nobody here would have them. –Ruggles Dorm, 114th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Adam