Chick on cell: I now have people in four states wanting to see his dick. –Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle Man on cell: Haha, whiskey dick. –89th & 3rd Overheard by: Zach Chick to guy: If your dick starts to morph, that’s a bad sign. –Lucky 13 Saloon, Park Slope Overheard by: Danielle Girl, in disbelief: Your penis can shiver?! –Lafayette & Astor Male parks department employee on cell: Listen, Ed — you’re gonna think this is a crazy question, but I need to know what size penis you got. –Prospect Park Guy: Dude, I drank a shit-load, but I don’t pull my dick out of my pants in public and show it to people! Why do you do that? –Montague St, Brooklyn Heights Guy on cell: What?! Oh… Okay, I’ll write on your dick. –OK Foods