Do You Have Wednesday One-Liner Envy?

Chick on cell: I now have people in four states wanting to see his dick.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Ladle

Man on cell: Haha, whiskey dick.

--89th & 3rd

Overheard by: Zach

Chick to guy: If your dick starts to morph, that's a bad sign.

--Lucky 13 Saloon, Park Slope

Overheard by: Danielle

Girl, in disbelief: Your penis can shiver?!

--Lafayette & Astor

Male parks department employee on cell: Listen, Ed -- you're gonna think this is a crazy question, but I need to know what size penis you got.

--Prospect Park

Guy: Dude, I drank a shit-load, but I don't pull my dick out of my pants in public and show it to people! Why do you do that?

--Montague St, Brooklyn Heights

Guy on cell: What?! Oh... Okay, I'll write on your dick.

--OK Foods