Prim lady: Even whips and chains can’t keep boy problems from being typical. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle College student to friends: One time I just want to be caught in a sexually compromising situation with nothing but my bubble wand blower. –27th & 7th Overheard by: LFB Queer on cell: When you handcuffed me, ohhh yes… No, I don’t think there’s a railing I could use right now. No… I’m not taking them out of my bag! Ugh, fiiine… Be there in five minutes… You’re baaad! [Runs off giggling.] –Penn Station Little girl, to mother: Get off the train! I want to get off! Move away! Move away! Bad girl! –1 train Overheard by: EthanK Chick on cell: Your hook-up buddies would be the type to stow you in a closet. –Harlem Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Nerdy chick: Cognitive dissonance is not my kink. –Kinoko Sushi, W 72nd & Broadway Overheard by: Rose Fox