Lady on cell: Well, would you still say no if I told you I’d shove graphite up your ass? Oh, you would? Yeah, I mean literally up your ass. You’d still say no? Well, I guess that means I’m coming over tonight, then… And did you want me to bring takeout? Maybe lasagna? –Dressing room, Anthropologie Meathead: Yo, 50 foot of chain and a tow-rig couldn’t pull my tongue out of her ass. –Bleecker & Sullivan Overheard by: The Greek Lady suit: No, no… You get it up the butt… You get all the nutrients up the butt. –43rd & 9th Overheard by: tinyfoo Chick on cell: Who wants to shove shit up themselves for seven days?! –Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle Woman exiting elevator, to friend: Yeah, I love you, but you have got to keep your fingers out of my ass. –Lobby of MCNY, Canal & Varick Girl yuppie to boy yuppie: The only way he did it was by taking suppositories before every walk. –9th & 3rd Overheard by: brigdh Old guy, after being bumped by passerby: Fucking asshole! Get that shit out of your ass! Stop using those damn tampons! –23rd & 3rd