Conductor: This is the last stop — Brooklyn Bridge, City Hall. Y’all have a nice day and be good, now… But if you can’t be good, be baaad. –6 train Overheard by: Paul Schroeder Conductor: Good morning, everybody. This is your 7:15 New Haven train, express to Greenwich. To infinity, and beyond! –Connecticut-bound Metro-North train MTA worker: This station is now closed. No train is coming here. You all have to get out of here! –8th St N/Q/R/W station Overheard by: bKSquared+AV Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, please remember that every car of this train has four doors, so 27 people in front of one door — well, it is not scholarship material. Let’s use our brains, people. Then you won’t have to bump your guns and complain that the A is never on time. –A train, 96th St Overheard by: Emily B. Conductor: Attention passengers, the last two cars will not platform at Bellerose, either. That means if the doors didn’t open for you at the last station, they won’t open at Bellerose, either, so stop standing looking confused, and walk forward! –Hempstead-bound LIRR Overheard by: Nathalie Conductor: For those of you standing in the first five cars, the back three cars are almost empty. Come sit down! I’m lonely back here. –Metro-North Conductor: And now… the mass exodus! –F train Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.