Woman on cell: What?! So I douched today for no reason?! –27th & 8th Overheard by: abby k Guy on cell: Hello? Hello, little douche! Oh, you’re just jealous of how not-douchy I am. –Office, Murray Hill Overheard by: Rose Fox Girl on cell: He was a cunt in New York, but he’s a total douchebag in L.A. –49th & 9th Chick on cell: Listen, I’m sorry for last night… For hiding in the shower all night and being a douche. –10th & Broadway Overheard by: CMEdia Professor, reading quote on politics of smoke-filled cities in 19th century: ‘… To give themselves and their wives and daughters that outside neatness, cleanliness, and freshness…’ [Pauses, then] Sounds like a douche ad. –Columbia University