Drunk girl: Oh my god! I looove Amy Winehouse! But, ugh! Poor bitch is gonna die soon! –Vynl Restaurant, 51st & 9th Overheard by: Sitting next to the loudest table Val Kilmer, noticing a ‘Now Appearing’ sign: Oh! Kris-tin Bell! Not Chris-tian Bale. That makes a lot more sense. –Big Apple Con, Penn Plaza Pavilion, 33rd & 7th Nerdy guy: Hey, I may look like Steve-O, but I get more butt than a toilet! –Outside of The Hog Pit, 13th & 9th Woman, to friend: … And then Chuck Norris came out of nowhere! –W 8th St & Ave S Overheard by: Kat Clerk girl: Well, she’s kinda like the Korean Melissa Etheridge. –Duane & Broadway Overheard by: taylor Disappointed redneck to fat wife, exiting Olive Garden: Well, we did not see any famous people in there. –Times Square