Shouldn't Have Laughed So Hard at the Poor People

JAP halting mid-stride: Wait a sec... Why are my pants wet?!

--82nd & 2nd

Overheard by: my boyfriend is a grizzly bear

Headline by: John

Runners-Up:
· "And Who Dropped That Baby?" - trade800
· "Bob the Urinating Hobo Ninja Strikes Again" - Darryl S.
· "Did A Bag Of Money Just Walk By?" - Jolly
· "The Joys Of Unknown Pregnancy Coming Full Term" - The Lazy Canadian
· "This Eventually Happens to Every New Yorker" - Dagre
· "Was Too Busy Shopping to Be Toilet Trained" - G


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