Woman: Cake is obsolete. –E 84th & 3rd Overheard by: julia Student giving Powerpoint presentation: Okay, so, um, this is a statue of the Prophet Haggai, and you can see in his hand he’s holding a scroll… Or maybe it’s a Cinnabon, I don’t know. –Fordham University, Rose Hill Lady on cell: It looked like a marshmallow with stick legs! –Outside Brittany Hall Girl on cell: We can get a cake and just… fill it with vodka. –Lafayette Residence Hall, NYU Overheard by: Emily Man to woman: … Adult ice cream. –23rd & 7th Overheard by: maureen Woman with hair bun: I’m not sure whether that makes me think of cake decorating or a veiny penis… –Barcade, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle