Where Being Hung Up on Semantics Gets You

Bag lady: Don't you call me no grandma! That ain't right. I'm a 'nana,' not a 'grandma.'
Hobo: I ain't call you no grandma -- I called you a old lady.
Bag lady: Oh, okay. Yeah, that's right, 'cause I ain't no grandma!

--145th & St. Nicholas Ave

Overheard by: Big Momma's Biscuit Eater