She's Been Known to Eat Deodorant Cakes Out of Urinals

Cashier #1: ... And then she told me she got high on ecstasy by accident last night.
Cashier #2: By accident?
Cashier #1: Yeah. She was at his house and saw a little white thing on the coffee table, and that bitch thought it was a mint.

--Todaro Bros. Grocery, 2nd Ave

Overheard by: A