But Thanks Anyway for Paying to Have the Teeth in My Vagina Straightened

20-something girl, bawling: It's not funny! I turn boys gay, Dad.

--Aroma Cafe

Headline by: shudder

Runners-Up:
· "A Father's Dream Comes True" - 6th Floor Blogger
· "Put Other Daddy on the Phone!" - KJM
· "There Are No Strap-Ons Without Consequences" - Captain Hetero
· "There, There, Liza. It'll Be Okay." - Howard Bannister
· "Worst Super Power Ever" - Cricket


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