I, Uh... Know?

Male hockey fan: I swear -- if he shows me his ass one more time...
Female hockey fan: I know!
Male hockey fan: Seriously, I've seen the inside of his colon.

--33rd & 7th

Headline by: Rhys Southan

Runners-Up:
· "And Trust Me, It's Not All It's Cracked Up to Be" - Mike N
· "But I Had to Pay Extra" - Anna
· "Giuliani's Clean Bill Of Health Proves Not to Be Factor with Voters" - Jatmos
· "Now Let's Take Off These Rubber Gloves and Go to the Game" - Julie


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