All the World's a Wednesday One-Liner

Elderly man to wife: Well, I haven't read the review yet, but I think I liked it!

--Second Stage Theatre, after Euridice performance, 43rd & 8th

Overheard by: Kate McVety

Girl on cell: There needs to be a Mean Girls musical, and you have to be in it.

--50th & Broadway

Overheard by: Maggie

Director: You know, I think we'll actually leave the movie projector on stage for the whole show, as a metaphor or some shit.

--Great Jones St

Old lady to daughter during production of Vinegar Tom: You always bring me to the dirtiest shows!

--Center for the Arts, College of Staten Island

Aspiring actor on cell: The good thing about this play is-- No, it's not just me. The really great thing about this play is the sex.

--113th & Broadway

Overheard by: if the sex is with him, count me in

Chick, about play where leading lady gets raped: Why is everyone like, 'Oh my god, she was raped!' Rape has happened forever. Sooo many people get raped -- this isn't a shocker. Why are we spending all our time talking about this part of the play? I mean, rape happens.

--Silver Center, Washington Square Park

Overheard by: sizzle

Older woman: So, what's the name of that 'chaperone' play? 'The Dirty Chaperone'? Oh, well. They will know which one I mean.

--TKTS booth