Wednesday One-Liners Strut, Preen and Peck

Asian lady is eating something, and a black man takes his cell out and starts taking a video, documenting what's going on.

Black man: She seems to be eating some type of seed -- maybe a bird food. It appears to be that she is some sort of bird woman. Ka-kawww, ka-kawww!

--B train

Girl to friend: First you insult my turkey, and then you put a gourd on your face!

--Union Square

Crazy lady on bus: The turkeys! The turkeys! All you people care about is the turkeys and how they feel! What about the carrots and candied yams? No one cares about them!

--M104 bus

Overheard by: Susan Elliott

Little kid running across the street flapping his arms: I can't help it that I'm a chicken!

--90th & Lex

Overheard by: Zach

Hospital employee to another: You see, I don't call them chicken breasts; I call them chicken titties.

--Hospital cafeteria, Upper East Side

Overheard by:

Guy to girl: So you'd rather screw a duck than a geese? Is that what you're telling me?

--Columbia University