Asian lady is eating something, and a black man takes his cell out and starts taking a video, documenting what’s going on. Black man: She seems to be eating some type of seed — maybe a bird food. It appears to be that she is some sort of bird woman. Ka-kawww, ka-kawww! –B train Girl to friend: First you insult my turkey, and then you put a gourd on your face! –Union Square Crazy lady on bus: The turkeys! The turkeys! All you people care about is the turkeys and how they feel! What about the carrots and candied yams? No one cares about them! –M104 bus Overheard by: Susan Elliott Little kid running across the street flapping his arms: I can’t help it that I’m a chicken! –90th & Lex Overheard by: Zach Hospital employee to another: You see, I don’t call them chicken breasts; I call them chicken titties. –Hospital cafeteria, Upper East Side Overheard by: Guy to girl: So you’d rather screw a duck than a geese? Is that what you’re telling me? –Columbia University