20-ish chick on cell: But how can I be getting old? I just gave someone an over-the-pants handjob at a bar last night! –Morningside Heights Overheard by: Ladle Bimbette on cell: … So I got downstairs and realized I wasn’t wearing pants! –Barnard College Overheard by: yeah happens all the time Old lady to teen boy: … And so you wear girl pants?! –10th & 5th Overheard by: Steph 20-ish chick to dad: I don’t have Alzheimer’s — I just wear the pants. –Schubert Alley Overheard by: Kerry Loud high school girl: She stood at the subway and was like, ‘Could I have two dollars for a metro card?’ And that’s how she bought a new pair of pants. She told [our teacher] that’s how she bought a new pair of pants, but I’m pretty sure it was for bud. She said it was for pants… But it was for bud. –Manhattan-bound R train Overheard by: Maggie Well-dressed old lady: He wants to go somewhere, too — into your pants! Okay, that was childish. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle