Watch Where You're Sticking Your Wednesday One-Liner

Woman to another: Yeah, that's true, but she has a huge uterus anyway.

--Staten Island Ferry Terminal

Overheard by: Will Couchon

Black lady: I had to shut his throat and it was all [violent gurgling noises].

--Varick & King St

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

NYU blonde to friend: I wish I was made of pixels... But cells are sorta like pixels, right? So yay, I am!

--D train

Overheard by: keeeem

Flyer guy: Here you go, sexy! [Brunette ignores him and keeps walking.] I'll take you home and bite you! I'll bite a nice big chunk out of your thigh!

--Broadway & Liberty

Overheard by: ouch ouch

White girl: Ow, my face! I mean my head! I mean my arm...

--Bard High School Early College

Overheard by: jules

Grungy middle-aged man: I'm picking my nose! I'm picking my nose!

--St. Mark's & 3rd Ave