Queer to another: It’s okay to pee on people. Either you do it or you don’t, and I’ve done it a lot. –L train Stumbling drunk girl to friends: All I was thinking was, ‘Oh, God, I hope he doesn’t pee on me!’ –Mott & Bayard St Chick: I wish I could pee standing up. If I could pee standing up, I would pee out this window. Did you ever wonder where this door goes? It’s like the door to a secret land or something! –Education building, NYU Middle-aged guy: I used to pee on the floor just to get attention! –Lincoln Center Girl: Can you hold this while I… release my urine? –The Met