Wednesday One-Liners for the Pod People

Hipster girl: You really need to hear his podcast about how technology is raping our souls.

--Bleecker & Broadway

Overheard by: Jekke

Hipster on cell: So I just got my new iPod... Yeah, it's awesome! All I need now is a job, and I'm totally set!

--Stillwater, E 4th & 2nd

Overheard by: Pedro Van

Dude: I think my iPod's gay.

--23rd St F stop

Overheard by: Eliot

Chemistry teacher: I am not liking annoying sound. Today on subway there was man with pants, like, here [motions to mid-thigh] and loud, how you call?... iPod! I am thinking, 'He is going to lose his pants!' And he stand on crowded train and sing with iPod. He give us concert, and am I thinking, 'Why he not dead yet?'

--Fordham University, Lincoln Center

Little boy, about man blaring music from cell: Geez, just get an iPod, dude!

--Crowded A train

Overheard by: Neal Mortimer