Brit: How drunk are you right now?
Chick: Well, if I slept with him, I probably would remember it.
Brit: Probably?
Chick: Yeah — like, you know, when you have sex and you wake up in the middle of it and you’re like, ‘What the fuck is going on?’
Brit: Ummm, like when you’re being raped?
Chick: No, like when you blackout and wake up in the middle of boning. I don’t think I’m that drunk, though.
Brit: Wow, he has no idea what he’s in for tonight! –Nolita House Overheard by: MC