I've Heard Her Stuff, She Needs All The Help She Can Get

Rocker girl: Why should I buy music on iTunes when everything I have on my iPod I've gotten for free on the Internet?
Rocker guy: The songs are only 99 cents, and you'd be helping out the musicians...
Rocker girl: But I am a musician - I'm helping myself out!

--Virgin Megastore

Overheard by: Gunnar