It Was Then That the Truth Came Out about Their Quiet Next-Door Neighbor, Mr. Danish

Young boy, pointing at stack of apple danishes: Mom! Mom! I wanna eat a danish!
Mom: Stanley, you can't eat cheese, and you can't eat apples. You know this.
Young boy, exasperated: I know! But I can eat danish!

--Washington Ave & Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn

Overheard by: xander