Straight Outta Disney, Y'all

Little boy: I saw Bambi at Adam's house, and did you know that Bambi's mother died?
Black nanny: I didn't know that. How did she die?
Little boy: She was shot.
Black nanny: Damn. That's some Compton shit right there.

--83rd & Broadway

Overheard by: flower and thumper were strapped