Woman: He read a book on fisting, and now he wants to share it with his class. –L train Dude: They should have made Beowulf into a book — they would have made a lot more money. –34th & 8th Overheard by: LetheaBu Girl: It used to be the only reason I liked Anna Quindlen was ’cause she was blind. Now it’s like, ‘Dude, she can read?!’ –Barnard College NYU bimbette to studious friend: Your problem is that you read for all your classes. Sobriety and scholarly. Those are your problems. –Starbucks, W 4th St Overheard by: wine girl Nine-year-old girl: I forgot my book, and I was supposed to do a report on it! Now what am I going to do?! I’m so senile. –JFK Overheard by: mr itchie Book-hawking hobo: … And this is my new book, ‘If You Don’t Beat Your Children, They’ll End Up Like Me’! –6 train Overheard by: Zarek