Man on cell: Is your vagina swelled to the same degree as my penis is swelled? –Union Square Overheard by: SayWhhhaat 40-ish guy on cell: So, did she show you her vagina? –43rd & 3rd Black guy on cell: This is why I never beg for pussy! –Spring St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Emily B Girl: My vagina is the Lincoln Tunnel. –NJ Transit, Penn Station Overheard by: Jason Kruta 13-year-old boy to teen girl: I mean, the pussy’s good, but it ain’t that good. –Jamaica-bound E train Overheard by: Rhonda hearts Queens Chick on cell: I don’t know why I listened to you. It hurt. A lot. My vagina feels like it’s on fire. I’m never doing that again. –92nd & 3rd