Just the Nicest Wednesday One-Liners You'd Ever Hope to Find

Dude: You really are a nice guy, and it's a good thing you're such a nice guy, because if you weren't, you'd totally be an asshole.

--Lobby of Le Parker Meridien

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Girl: Oh my god, she's so nice. She's a chiropractor and a stripper!

--F train stop, Park Slope

Guy on cell: Yeah, it was nice. I had a real nice time... Yup, she was cremated.

--Lower East Side

Overheard by: kdice

Guy on cell: I know! I know! It's like getting laid! It's like getting laid! I mean, like, you're having a nice dinner, you have a nice wine, but like, is she gonna drop her skirt? You can't tell yet if she's gonna drop her skirt!

--Outside Grand Central

Overheard by: Sarah

20-ish girl to friend: Thank you! You're such a nice person. Except when you're hungry.

--23rd & 7th