Wednesday One-Liners Still Don't Understand Crocs

Woman on cell: Well, I don't think it's appropriate for you to ask me what I'm wearing... Really short shorts and a long shirt.

--69th St & Columbus

Lady on cell: The outfit that I really want only works with beer bottles.

--Duane Reade, 111th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Guy to girlfriend, about drunk guys dressing up in thrift store: ... And you know one of those guys is going to wake up tomorrow and be like, 'Why am I wearing a kimono?!'

--9th & 3rd

Hipster girl: So, that club she got turned away from? It was for not having on two pieces of corduroy clothing. You know what kind of club that is? A club full of poorly-dressed people.

--Curly's Vegetarian Lunch

Overheard by: magical-newyork.blogspot.com

Dude: I don't know. I just feel like her face is going out of style, you know what I mean?

--27th & 7th