Woman on cell: Well, I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to ask me what I’m wearing… Really short shorts and a long shirt. –69th St & Columbus Lady on cell: The outfit that I really want only works with beer bottles. –Duane Reade, 111th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Guy to girlfriend, about drunk guys dressing up in thrift store: … And you know one of those guys is going to wake up tomorrow and be like, ‘Why am I wearing a kimono?!’ –9th & 3rd Hipster girl: So, that club she got turned away from? It was for not having on two pieces of corduroy clothing. You know what kind of club that is? A club full of poorly-dressed people. –Curly’s Vegetarian Lunch Overheard by: magical-newyork.blogspot.com Dude: I don’t know. I just feel like her face is going out of style, you know what I mean? –27th & 7th