Lady on cell: So, I don’t know if I should get a coffee table or a dog… –Stanton & Essex Woman, about her dog: No, no one ever asks me if he’s ugly. I think he’s the most beautiful dog in the world. In fact, he looks exactly like Humphrey Bogart! –25th & 7th Asian chick on cell: … Haha, yeah… Well, I hope so! I mean, I had to sell my dog for it… –107th & Broadway Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze Hipster girl to another: We should mate your dog with my cat. –Hanover Square & Water St Guy in puffy coat to NYU student: Hey, you — you wanna buy a puppy? [Opens coat revealing puppy.] It’s cheap. –Union Square Overheard by: The Meganator