Who's Your Wednesday One-Liner?

Rich girl on cell: Three thousand for a one bedroom?! ... That's fine. I'm mad at my dad anyway.

--Q train to Coney Island

Guy to buddy: My father was a virgin the first time he had sex!

--86th & Park

Overheard by: you sure he still isnt?

JAP on cell: No, I'm not texting him back! I was more impressed by his father's West Village brownstone than the sex we had in it.

--79th & Park

Overheard by: vibrant

Dude: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? My belly button, thank you!

--Bronx-bound 2 train

Overheard by: Niv

Woman on cell: Ah, but you are the father of many things, just as I am the mother of many things.

--26th & Park Ave South

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Big guy with Puerto Rican flag do-rag and huge stuffed animal, to small child: Don'tchu breaka my big Tweety. You breaka my big Tweety, I kill ju father.

--Coney Island Boardwalk

Overheard by: tommy z