Crotchety Wednesday One-Liners

Dude: You know what I did?! Grabbed my crotch once... Boom!

--Broadway & Prince

Overheard by: amused

Guy: ... And then he shoved his crotch in my face and yelled, 'Does this prove something?!'

--Rare, Bleecker St

Overheard by: Keezles

Blond guy: I had my head in that guy's crotch so many times today. It was nuts.

--Coral Towers

Overheard by: No Pun Intended

Queer to fag hag: I don't think he would mind so much that some Asian guy was fondling my crotch as much as he would be worried about the fact that I accepted a ride with a stranger.

--Urban Outfitters, Union Square

Overheard by: Mikey D. Wong

Small, unattended child, singing: Fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch!

--Columbia University