Aw, Fuck This -- Let's Just Play Strip Candyland Like Usual

Nine-year-old boy: Would you rather be naked in public or in front of a hundred boys? Including me...
Nine-year-old girl: A hundred boys. Would you rather be naked in front of this whole bus or just this back half?
Nine-year-old boy: Just the back half... Wait... You're in the back half, right?

--M79 crosstown bus, Central Park

Overheard by: Rachel