I Brought My Paddle!

Passenger #1: I'm gonna be riding in the Five Boro Bike Tour, but I haven't begun training yet. If I don't train, my legs will be fine but my ass will be sore. My ass isn't ready for that long a ride.
Passenger #2: I think Jake* would love to help train your ass for the ride!

--4 train

Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer