But after a While, I'd Tell Him I Was Dieting

Teen girl #1: What if chocolate came out of dicks?
Teen girl #2: Well, then I'd pay him five dollars!

--Union Square

Headline by: MarioRPG

Runners-Up:
· "A Fine Example Of a Win-win Situation" - mike
· "I'm a Dick and Chocolate Comes Out Of Me About Twice a Day." - Redneck Jedi
· "R. Kelly Trains 'Em Young" - haz
· "We Could Stop Renting Those Party Fountains" - Golf Widow
· "Willy Wonka's Splendifferous Splooge" - MiaMiaPantsonFia


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