Wednesday One-Liners Read Overheard in the Office

Conductor: Are you going to work? Are you going somewhere? Let us know by getting out of train doors.

--R train, Lexington Ave stop

Bartender swinging nipple tassels: Can you believe they wouldn't let me do this at my old job?!

--Bar, Broadway, between 76th & 77th

Overheard by: Lezbotron

IT guy: I can break whatever I want, because I fix it!

--Office, 45th & 3rd

Overheard by: beans

I-banker to two others: He got the bonus for people that don't get bonuses.

--Metro-North

Comedy club flyer guy: I hate my job, and it's all your fault!

--Times Square

30-something hippie at show: 2008 is the year that I get a job.

--New Year's Eve concert

Overheard by: Smash