Conductor: Are you going to work? Are you going somewhere? Let us know by getting out of train doors. –R train, Lexington Ave stop Bartender swinging nipple tassels: Can you believe they wouldn’t let me do this at my old job?! –Bar, Broadway, between 76th & 77th Overheard by: Lezbotron IT guy: I can break whatever I want, because I fix it! –Office, 45th & 3rd Overheard by: beans I-banker to two others: He got the bonus for people that don’t get bonuses. –Metro-North Comedy club flyer guy: I hate my job, and it’s all your fault! –Times Square 30-something hippie at show: 2008 is the year that I get a job. –New Year’s Eve concert Overheard by: Smash