People Move to New York to Escape Their Wednesday One-Liners

Man introducing lady friend to pal: This is Lucille, my ex-wife... She's my second cousin... She was also my second wife.

--136th St, Harlem

Middle-aged woman: I have such a bad memory! I know, I know. I know. There are times I go to my daughter, 'How do I spell my name?'

--D train

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Loud woman on cell: She's evil! Don't you know she killed mama? That's the family secret!

--Q83 bus

Overheard by: It's Jady, BiTChesss!!

Guy talking on cell: I completely understand that she was pissed off, but I mean, come on! She did hit her sister in the head with an iron!

--11th Ave

Lady: So, I bought my niece a gift. I don't know why... She's such an ungrateful little bitch.

--Grand Central

Man on cell: ... So she said, 'There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'm just gonna say it... You have a four-year-old son.'

--26th & Park

Overheard by: Nick