There Would Be No Further Booty Calls for Ian

American woman: I heard this song the other day -- the lyrics were great.
British man: Hm?
American woman: It was almost as good as that one song -- you know, that one that goes, 'Ain't no call like a booty call, 'cause a booty call just don't stop.'
British man: Uh-huh.
American woman: The lyrics are all, 'Looove is my religion. I'll take you to the temple tonight.'
British man: Wow... Let's just try to make some more really shitty metaphors, why don't we?

--Choga, Bleecker St

Overheard by: Alice