So Anyway, We're Expecting Our First Child in June. Yuck.

Girl: ... So then he was like, 'Do you think I'm hot?' and I was thinking, 'Ewww,' but instead I was like, 'You're cute,' and he was like, 'Yeah, I like you, too. You have a nice ass,' and I was all, 'Ewww!'
Friend: Oh, yeah! Like, the same thing happened to me!

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