"God" -- You Were Way Off!

Chick #1: Man, I wish Colin would stop saying he loves me.
Chick #2: Why, you don't love him?
Chick #1: I care about him, but I don't love him. I only love one person.
Chick #2: Who? God?
Chick #1: No -- me.

--Park Plaza Diner, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Haley